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50.
金钟大和金珉硕是小学同学，那时候，金珉硕是个小胖墩，经常被笑话。
于是金钟大每天陪他锻炼，一陪就是好几年。
后来金珉硕考上了名牌大学，同时成为了校草级别的人物。
但是他却从来没有交过女朋友，因为他说：“在我还是个胖子的时候，我就喜欢上了一个人……”
再后来，金钟大和金珉硕结婚了，恩爱甜蜜，堪称模范夫夫。
而耽美大神金钟大的成名作便是《人妻受是怎样炼成的》

地板就给我了啊～~≥▽≤)/~

。。。应该是妻奴是怎样练成的
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绵绵买家评论“〔差评〕味道太大了，以前也买过包包有味道，但是风吹吹就没有了，这个味道怎么也不掉。问店主答复，让我再吹吹风。再问就让再吹吹。多吹几次，汗……”


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52.
金钟大是个宠物店老板，金珉硕养的那只波斯猫就是从他那儿买的。
金珉硕有些苦恼，因为这猫咪好像还没有完全认定他这新主，老往金钟大那儿跑。
每次不见猫咪，金珉硕准能在金钟大的宠物店里找到它。
猫咪喜欢窝在金钟大的臂弯里享受他的爱抚。
但是每当金珉硕学着金钟大的样子想抱抱它的时候，猫咪总是利索地逃走，跳到高高的围墙上，还不忘高傲地回头蔑视他一番，然后翘着尾巴，踩着猫步走开。
于是金珉硕有些后悔自己怎么选了只这么难伺候的宠物。
别家宠物是各种讨主人欢心，他倒好，还得想方设法讨自家猫咪的喜欢，还是只动不动就离家出走的猫咪。
因为这活宝猫，金珉硕和金钟大熟络起来。
如今猫咪也挺乐意趴在金珉硕腿上，任由他顺毛把玩，心情好的时候还给金珉硕卖个萌什么的。
与此同时，喜欢窝在金钟大怀里的变为了金珉硕。他也终于能理解，为什么当初那波斯猫喜欢离家出走了。因为金钟大温暖的怀抱和温柔的爱抚，太让人沉溺了……