小时候梦想是地主家的少爷，良田千顷，终日不学无术，没事领着群狗奴才上街去调戏一下良家！

小时候梦想是地主家的少爷，良田千顷，终日不学无术，没事领着群狗奴才上街去调戏一下良家！

Take my hand,I'll teach you to dance
I'll spin you around,won't let you fall down
Would you let me lead,you can step on my feet
Give it a try,it'll be alright
The room's hush, hush and now's our moment
Take it in feel it all and hold it
Eyes on you,eyes on me
We're doing this right
Cause lovers dance when they're feeling in love
Spotlight shinning, it's all about us
It's oh,oh,oh,oh, all about uh,uh,uh,uh,us
And every heart in the room will melt
This is a feeling I've never felt but
It's oh,oh,all about us
Suddenly,I'm feeling brave
Don't know what's got into me
Why I feel this way
Can we dance,real slow?
Can I hold you,real close?
The room's hush,hush
And now's our moment
Take it in feel it all and hold it
Eyes on you,eyes on me
We're doing this right
Cause lovers dance when they're feeling in love
Spotlight shinning,it's all about us
It's oh,oh,oh,oh,all about uh,uh,uh,uh,us
And every heart in the room will melt
This i

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！这个笑话好好笑

从前有个农夫
他地里的庄稼老是不长
隔壁种地的王大叔就对他说
为什么不把它们拔高一点呢？
农夫一想对啊！
于是就弯下身子去拔禾苗
突然臀部一阵剧痛

从前有个农夫
他地里的庄稼老是不长
隔壁种地的王大叔就对他说
为什么不把它们拔高一点呢？
农夫一想对啊！
于是就弯下身子去拔禾苗
突然臀部一阵剧痛