I'm afraid John, I can't congratulate you.
恐怕我不能恭喜你 约翰
All emotions, and in particular love, stand opposed to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things.
所有的情感 尤其是爱与纯粹冷静的理智相违背 而我认为这种理智高于一切
A wedding is, in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and sepcious and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world.
在我的信念中 婚礼简直就是为了庆祝这个病态的 道德败坏的世界中一切虚伪 华而不实 荒谬 感伤的东西
Today we are honor the deathwatch beetle that is the docm of our society, and in time one feels certain our entir species.
今天我们是在庆祝宣告死亡的蛀虫 它注定了我们社会的消亡 也注定了整个人类的灭亡