第一次在这贴发帖好紧张呢~

Don't speak needlessly.New year is coming soon.,so we should learn English blessing,for the people that you love the most.
不说废话了,过年要到了,因为我们可以学习如何用英语来为爱的人送上祝福吧.

1.新年英语祝福语:给父母亲的祝福语
Warmest thoughts and best wishes from your daughter.寄上无限的思念和最美好的祝愿，你们的女儿。
Season’s greetings from Xiao Li and Ming Ming.献上小丽和明明的节日问候。
A holiday wish from your son Tom.寄上佳节的祝福，你们的儿子汤姆敬上。
May you have the best season ever.愿你过个最愉快的节日。
A New year greeting to cheer you from your daughter.愿女儿的祝福带给您欢乐。
Happy New year to the world’s best parents!祝世界上最好的父母节日快乐！
Season’s greetings to my dearest parents!祝我最亲爱的父母节日愉快！
Mom and Dad: Thank you for everything this holiday season!爸爸妈妈：值此佳节，感谢您们所给予的一切。
I’ll be home to enjoy this Christmas with you.我将回家与你们共度佳节。
A present from me is on the way. Hope you’ll like it.寄上一份礼物，希望你们会喜欢。
I wish I were home for the holidays.但愿我能回家共度佳节。
Thinking of you at New Year’s time.佳节，我想念你们。
Best wishes from Mark, Janet and the kids.马克、珍妮特和孩子们，谨呈最诚挚的祝福。

2.新年英语祝福语:给教师的祝福语
Much joy to you in the upcoming year.愿您在新的一年充满快乐。
Thank you for all you have done for us.感谢您为我们所做的一切。
We’ll be here after the New Year.新年过后，我们会再回来。
We won’t forget you this holiday season.假期里，我们不会忘记您的。
Thank you for your hard work and patience on this holiday season.值此佳节，谨对您的辛勤栽培表示感谢。
Thank you for not as signing homework this holiday season.感谢您没有留假期作业。
I look forward to your class after the new year.我期待着新年过后，再上您的课。
Wishing you and your family a very happy new year.祝福您及全家圣诞快乐。
A happy new year from all of your students.祝您新年快乐，您的全体学生敬上。
New year is a time for gladness and rejoicing …because there is no class.新年是喜庆的日子——因为不用上课。
May happiness follow you everywhere …just like we do.愿快乐随时与您同在——如同我们与您寸步不离。
It’s really a shame we can’t be together at that moment.我们不能在一起过春节真是太遗憾了。
Best wishes for you and your family.祝福您及您的家人。
We offer New year blessings to you.我们向您献上新节的祝福！

3.新年英语祝福语:给上司/长辈的祝福语
For you and your family, boss, during this holiday season!值此佳节，老板，献给您及您的家人。
there’s no place like home for the holidays.在这佳节里，没有比家更好的地方了。
Best wishes for a wonderful new year.献上最诚挚的祝福，祝您新年恰愉快。
May the joy of New year be with you throughout the year.愿佳节的喜悦，伴随您在度过新的一年。
May joy and health be with you always.祝您永远健康快乐。
May happiness follow you wherever you go!愿您幸福快乐，直到永远永远。
A special card from your grandson.您的孙子，寄上一张特别的卡片。
A new year wish from your nephew.您的侄儿祝您新年快乐。
Wishing you and yours a happy happy new year.万事如意，合家平安。
From all of us in sales: Happy New Year!我们销售部全体人员祝您圣诞快乐！
Your entire staff wishes you and yours a most happy new year.全体职员祝您及家人圣诞快乐。
To Grandpa and Grandma happy new year!献给爷爷奶奶：新年快乐！

4.新年英语祝福语:给朋友的祝福语
Happy new year, my best friend.祝我的挚友新年快乐。
A New Year greeting to cheer you, my good friend.希望新年祝福给你带来欢乐，我的好朋友。
We will be having New Year Party at Wang Ping’s this year. You are welcome to join us!今年我们要在王平家开新年晚会，欢迎你也来！
Take your passion and make it come true.发挥你的热情，让理想变为现实。
I hope we can spend the holidays together.希望我们能一起过春节。
To Hong from your good friends at Peking U.送给红——北大的一群好友。
Best of luck in the year to come.愿你在未来的一年里，吉星高照。
Wish all the best wishes for you.献上最美好的祝愿。
Wish many good wishes for the holidays and the coming year.新的一年，向你献上最诚挚的祝福。
Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful season.愿你拥有美丽的新年所有的祝福。
May its blessings lead into a wonderful year for you and all whom you hold dear.祝福你及你所爱的人新的一年中万事如意。
To wish you special joy at the holidays and all year.祝你在节日和新的一年中享有无限的快乐。

I don't know if you will learning hard.Then,Okay, coming up next, a moment of relaxation.
我不知道大家是否有认真学,好了接下来让我们轻松一下！

摘自 英孚口袋英语
I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
A liar!
问：我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种？答：骗子！
What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
The "Post Office"!
问：什么东东以P开头，以E结束，含有上百万个letters？答：Post Office！哈哈，你是不是去猜最长的单词了？其实吧，letter除了有“字母”的意思，还有“信件”的意思啊
What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
问：英语里最长的单词是？答：Smiles。因为第1个字母和最后1个字母相隔1 mile呢！1 mile=1英里≈1.6公里。
Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because they are not weekdays!
问：为啥周六和周日是strong days？答：因为周六和周日不是weekdays！别纠结于意思了，多读几遍weekways试试，是不是和weak days一样一样的啊
My mother and father are in the steel and iron business. What do they do?
My father steals, and my mother irons.
问：我爸妈是在steel and iron业工作的。他们是做什么的？答：我爸是偷东西的，我妈是熨东西的。该段子很高级呀，运用到了谐音和一词多义，steel（钢铁）和steal（偷窃）同音，iron既有“铁”的意思又有“熨烫”的意思。
Why is the letter "T" like an island?
Because it is in the middle of waTer!
（问：为什么字母T像一座岛？答：岛不就在水当中嘛，水=water，T就在water这个单词当中呀）
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18 letters!
（问：英语字母表有多少个字母？答：18个！答26的童鞋别拍桌子嘛，人家问的是the English alphabet这3个单词包含多少字母，所以3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet"，加起来就18个啦）
Why did the boy bury his mobile phone?
Because the batteries were dead.
（问：为啥小明把自己的手机给埋了？答：因为他的手机死了（没电了）。英语里说“电池没电”=dead battery）
Which month has 28 days?
All of them!
（问：哪个月有28天？答：每个月。你没问哪个月有且只有28天呀）
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?
2 birds.
（问：树上有5只鸟，猎人枪杀了2只，还剩几只啊？答“一只也不剩”的童鞋肯定听过这个吧，但你不觉得2只才符合逻辑嘛，因为ta俩飞不走了）

Final.A few beautiful poem is coming!
最后,优美的诗来了!

When you are old and grey and full of sleep
And nodding by the fire, take down this book
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Yours eyes had once, and of their shadows deep.
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead.
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars
当你老了，白发苍苍，睡意朦胧，
在炉前打盹，请取下这本诗篇，
慢慢读，回想你当年的双眼
那柔美的光芒与青幽的晕影；
多少人真情假意，爱过你的美丽，
爱过你欢乐而迷人的青春，
唯独一人爱你朝圣者的心，
爱你日益凋谢的脸上的衰戚；
当你佝偻着，在灼热的炉栅边，
你将轻轻诉说，带着一丝伤感：
逝去的爱，如今已步上高山，
在密密星群里埋藏它的赧颜。
叶芝的《当你老了》

以后的英语贴就都你发了哈