终于翻完了..
旨在帮助理解意思 没有刻意去翻成什么风格或者润色
当初都快翻完了TM被全部删掉了说多了都是泪..
趁这几天全部弄完了
剩下的专辑们就等我毕业有时间再来玩玩吧
Rap Genius+有道词典+Urban Dictionary+谷歌+百度等等协力
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/2630514546
顺便给之前的Infinite广告一下

Public Service Announcement (Skit)
公益广告（短剧）
[Jeff Bass]
【Em的导师及长期制作人】
This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady
这是Slim Shady在某种程度上带给你的一则公益广告
【Slim Shady：瘦痞子，Em自己虚构出的内在的人格，残忍阴暗】
The views and events expressed here are totally fucked
在此表述的观点和事件完全只是操蛋
And are not necessarily the views of anyone
且未必是任何一个人的观点
However, the events and suggestions that appear on this album
然而，这张专辑上的事件和建议
Are not to be taken lightly
不应被轻视
Children should not partake in the listening of this album
儿童不应在
With laces in their shoes
穿着有鞋带的鞋子时听这张专辑
【Em怕他们用鞋带勒死自己自杀
同时暗指当时和Em有矛盾的说唱歌手Cage曾试图用鞋带自杀】
Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions.
Slim Shady不为你的行为负任何责任
Upon purchasing this album, You have agreed not to try this at home. (a-anything else?)
购买本专辑者，即视为同意不会在家中尝试这些行为。（还有..别的吗？）
[Eminem]
Yeah. Don't do drugs
嗯有， 别嗑药

Paul (Skit)
保尔（短剧）
【Paul Rosenberg：Em的长期经纪人】
Hey, what's going on, this is Paul Rosenberger, attorney of law. Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your album And uh, you know I've just got to be honest with you. Can you tone it down a little bit? Because there's only so much I can explain. Give me a call.
嘿最近可好，我是律师Paul Rosenberger。听着，我刚听过了你的专辑的粗略拷贝，额，你知道我得老实跟你说。你能不能稍微收敛一点点？因为我只能解释清楚这么多。回我电话。

Bitch (Skit)
婊子（短剧）
[Zoe on telephone]
Justin?
是Justin？
It's Zoe um
我是Zoe嗯
Kelly did not have me call however I just listened to Eminem in her car and
Kelly没给我打电话但我刚刚在她车里听了Eminem的歌
It is the most DISGUSTING, thing I have ever heard in my entire life
那是我这辈子听过最恶心的东西
And I seriously wanna call his fucking agent
我真他妈想给他操蛋的经纪人打电话
And tell him how FUCKING disgusting he is
告诉他他有多他妈恶心
It like makes me upset
那让我心烦意乱
I'm now nauseous and I can't eat lunch
我现在作呕吃不下午饭
Goodbye
拜

Lounge (Skit)
酒吧间（短剧）
I never meant to
我从未打算
Give you mushrooms girl
给你迷幻蘑菇，姑娘
【mushroom：一种致幻药物】
I never meant to
我从未打算
Bring you to my world
把你带进我的世界
And now you're lying in the corner
而现在你躺在角落
Crying
哭泣

Soap (Skit)
肥皂剧（短剧）
[Roger] Skylar Montgomery?
[Roger]是Skylar Montgomery吗？
[Skylar] What do you want from me Roger?
[Skylar]Roger你要我怎么样？
[Roger] I know it was you all along messing around with my dear Veronica!
[Roger]我知道一直以来都是你在我和Veronica间瞎搞！
[Skylar] Wait a minute, you hold it right there
[Skylar]等等，
Me and that woman love each other
我和那个女人是真心相爱
[Roger] Love!?
[Roger]爱？！
What do you know of love?
你懂爱吗？
[Skylar] We were destined to be together
[Skylar]我们注定是要在一起
I met her on the beach!
我在沙滩上与她相见！
[Roger] Are you out to destroy me?
[Roger]你是要毁了我吗？
[Skylar] No Roger. That's not what I want to do
[Skylar]不Roger，我不想那样
I love her! And were going to be together
我爱她！我们会在一起的
[Roger] Never!
[Roger]做梦！