保安你够了！

给根香烟好说好说

有时候早点放学他说一定要四点五十通校生才能走，我说年级组长让我们走的，他说那也不行，脑袋秀逗掉了

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有个保安是这样，态度差到死

I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制