先默默置顶再说
　　　--Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find what you're looking for has been here the whole time

记录我家小逗比的一些好玩的话
　　　--Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find what you're looking for has been here the whole time

你知道无影灯是干嘛的不
拍鬼片

　　　--Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find what you're looking for has been here the whole time

媳妇，你是水做的～
恩，对啊
那我是什么做的
你是屎做的

　　　--When you think happiness，I hope you think that little black dress……

为那我想到了原味兰花豆……好像还有牛肉味的哈哈

什么龟用两条腿走路
忍者神龟啊
什么老鼠用两条腿走路啊
所有老鼠都是啊
你个白痴，上当了
我还以为是鸭子呢
　　　——If you could see that I'm the one who understand you been here around along，so why can't you see，you belong with me