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来自Android客户端349楼2014-08-04 10:56
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    来自WindowsPhone客户端350楼2014-08-04 16:58
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      父亲一巴掌打在弟弟的脸上,说,你怎就这麼没出息?我就是砸锅卖铁也要把你们姐俩供出来。
        说完转身出去挨家借钱。
        我抚摸著弟弟红肿的脸说,你得念下去,男娃不念书就一辈子走不出这穷山沟了。弟弟看著我,点点头。
        当时我已经决定放弃上学的机会了。
        没想到第二天天还没亮,弟弟就偷偷带著几件破衣服和几个乾巴馒头走了,在我枕边留下一个纸条:
        姐,你别愁了,考上大学不容易,我出去打工供你。弟。
        我握著那张字条,趴在炕上,失声痛哭。
        那一年,弟弟17岁,我20岁。
        我用父亲满村子借的钱和弟弟在工地裏搬水泥挣的钱终於读到了大三。
        一天我正在寝室裏看书,同学跑进来喊我,梅子,有个老乡在找你。怎麼会有老乡找我呢?
        我走出去,远远地看见弟弟,穿著满身是水泥和沙子的工作服等我。我说,你怎和我同学说你是我老乡啊?
        他笑著说,你看我穿的这样,说是你弟,你同学还不笑话你?
        我鼻子一酸,眼泪就落了下来。我弟赶忙为我擦掉眼泪,说:姐,你别哭,我这次来还是想让你帮我打听一下,学挖掘机究竟那家强?


      来自Android客户端351楼2014-08-15 12:16
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        有时候,我会假装很快乐;有时候,我会突然不自信;有时候,我会拿不出勇气;我也会为小小的事兴奋睡不着;一直以来,我都觉得自己不够好,我承认,我不算完美,但是我很真。


        来自Android客户端354楼2014-08-24 01:43
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            昨天,删去。
            今天,留给回忆。
            明天,争取。
            对的,坚持。
            错的,放弃。
            你再优秀也会有人对你不屑一顾,
            你再不堪也会有人把你视若生命。
            其实别人怎样对你都不是最重要,最重要的是自己如何做自己!我就看看啥也不说~土豆飘过飘过飘过飘过~


          来自Android客户端355楼2014-09-06 03:05
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            来自Android客户端356楼2014-09-06 22:30
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              昨天 楼主生殖器自爆!!炸伤二楼,三楼昏迷 ,四楼躲过一劫,据目击者称,当时楼主 正在百度贴吧吹牛逼,突然下体发热起火 自燃,发生严重爆炸,目前二楼仍在治疗 中,嘴里总是重复着一句话:楼主屌爆了 。。
               


              来自Android客户端363楼2014-09-18 08:33
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                楼主我看了你的帖子,我只想说我愿意放 弃山东蓝翔高级技工和QQ会员的高级身份 和你交朋友,你愿意吗?


                来自手机贴吧364楼2014-09-18 08:34
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                  我跟小绿一起喜欢上了贴吧,直到有一天他都11级了,我才4级,就向小红讨教有没有什么秘籍。小黑憋了半天语重心长告诉我:”你每到一个帖子就粘贴这句话,十五天就到了11级”...我彻底恍然大悟!吧主再也不用担心我的经验了。我是路过的,我什么都不知道,不过我已经精秃了,假如你每天签到拿4经验,18级300000/4=75000天,如果从1岁开始签到,那100 年=36500天,你差不多要活200年保持每天签到(谁知道200年后还有没有签到这玩意),如果你每天再水4经验,时间减半,但考虑现实,你不可能再活100年,取50年吧,你就要每天水16经验,可能你是个勤快的人,每天水32经验,那就需要25年!!!再如果你是个大水怪,每天水64经验,那就只要12.5年!!!还如果你个心急的人,每天水128经验,你只要6.25年!!!!假如你已经急不可耐了,每天水256经验,那你碉堡了,只要3.125年!!!当然,你会觉得3年还是太远了,每天你闲的蛋疼,忙忙碌碌的水512经验,碉堡了,你只需要1.5625年,只比1年半多一点!!!什么!!你还不满意,那你觉得你可能一天水1024经验吗,可能吗!!可能吗!!!据说回复100字或者一百字以上可以得到11~30经验,真的很棒。。。。那么,按照队形,点击复制,把我的话复制一片,拿经验妥妥的


                  来自iPhone客户端365楼2014-09-18 08:50
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                    来自Android客户端366楼2014-09-18 10:14
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                      在宿舍打牌,一群人盖了就剩三个人,一个人先看完自己的牌再看看另外两个,而另外两个的其中一个很得意的笑着,另一个却有点慌,看完牌的问那位笑的同学你不看牌不怕做俯卧撑(游戏规则:输了做俯卧撑)吗?结果那位笑的同学说了一句话:‘我看过他的牌啦,好小啊’瞬间感觉冷场T_T


                      来自手机贴吧367楼2014-09-19 12:14
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                        在宿舍打牌,一群人盖了就剩三个人,一个人先看完自己的牌再看看另外两个,而另外两个的其中一个很得意的笑着,另一个却有点慌,看完牌的问那位笑的同学你不看牌不怕做俯卧撑(游戏规则:输了做俯卧撑)吗?结果那位笑的同学说了一句话:‘我看过他的牌啦,好小啊’瞬间感觉冷场T_T


                        来自手机贴吧368楼2014-09-19 12:14
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                          来自Android客户端369楼2014-11-22 20:35
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                            来自手机贴吧370楼2014-11-24 19:30
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