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1.Hit girl:(1:32:06)
超级英雄从不透露她的真名。
A super hero never reveals her true identity.
2.Big daddy：（0:45:18）
我们很喜欢你，但却不相信你。
See,we like you.But we don't trust you.

KA2里 Dave安慰受打击的Mindy时有句感觉很经典：This is your life.You gonna live it.不知有木有人跟我有同感..

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3.Hit girl(HG) and Big daddy(BD):（0:33:45)
HG:你知道吗？大家都喜欢“海扁王”，那些观众对他可真是印象深刻。
You know what? Everyone likes Kick-Ass, He sure does give plenty of action for the guests.

BD:他只有被人海扁的本事，他应该叫自己“被扁王”。
Good at getting his Ass-Kicked，He should call himself Ass-Kick,instead.

HG:这又没什么关系。
That doesn't even make any sense.

4.Big daddy被火烧死后，海扁王(Kick Ass)和超杀女(Hit girl)在车上的对话
海扁王：你叫什么名字？我是说你的真名。
Kick Ass：What's your name? I mean,your real name.
超杀女:超级英雄从不透露她的真名。(摇头）
Hit girl:A super hero never reveals her true identity.
海扁王：听着，你不能继续...不管你以前过的是什么日子,都过去了
Kick Ass：What look,you can't go on...However you lived before，It's over.
（超杀女没有回答）
海扁王：还有别人吗？别的亲人？
Kick Ass：Is there anybody else?Any other family,or?
超杀女（打断海扁王的话）：我能照顾自己,还救了你的小命.
Hit girl:I can take care of myself.I saved your sorry ass!
海扁王(苦笑的反问）：钱呢？好了，因为你得有远见
Kick Ass：What about money?Alright, cause you're got to think long-term.
超杀女：箱子里有三百万美元。对你来说，够长远了吧（说完换挡加速）
Hit girl:I've got three million dollars in a suitcase! That long-term enongh for ya?
海扁王：不全是关于钱,我欠你的，要不是你，我就死了。
Kick Ass：It's not all about the money,I owe you，If not for you.I'd be dead.
超杀女：要不是你，(转过头看着海扁王）我爸爸也不会死。(再次摇头）
Kick Ass：If it wasn't for you，my dad wouldn't be.
说完后海扁王无以言对，转回头看着窗外，很想知道此刻他心里在想什么

为什么没有：“我会为她守身如玉的”