回复：【笑抽】谷歌度娘翻译大PK。

33.听，海哭的声音
度娘：Listen to the voice of the sea cry【听海哭的声音】
谷歌：Listen to the sound of the sea cry【听海哭的声音】度受有语法错误

34. 我在这儿等着你回来，等着你回来看那桃花开
度娘：I'm here wait for you, waiting for you to come back to see the peach blossoms 【我在这里等你，等你回来看桃花】
谷歌：I am here waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back watch the peach blossoms 【我在这里等着你回来，等着你回来看桃花】

35.甜蜜蜜，你笑得甜蜜蜜
度娘：Sweet honey, you laugh sweet。【甜蜜蜜，你笑的甜蜜】
谷歌：Sweet, sweet smile you【甜，甜美的笑容，你】
- -所以说学好英语的同时也要学好语文，小伙伴们不要学谷歌偏科

36.说好的幸福呢
度娘：Say good happiness.【说好的幸福】
谷歌：Promised Happiness【说好的幸福呢】
二受真棒呀呀呀~~~~~~

37.从前从前，有个人爱你很久
度娘：Once upon a time, a man love you for a long time【从前，一个男人爱你很久】
谷歌：Once upon a time, a man love you long time【曾几何时，有一个人爱你很久】谷歌你文艺了

38. 老婆老婆我爱你，阿弥陀佛保佑你
度娘：I love you wife and wife, Amitabha bless you【老婆老婆我爱你，阿弥陀佛保佑你】
谷歌：Wife wife I love you, Buddha bless you【老婆老婆我爱你，菩萨保佑你】
翻译都是对的......但是我能吐槽这句子么！

41. 你背叛了天长地久，我逃离了来日方长
度娘：You betrayed enduring as the universe, I escaped from the coming days would be long.【你背叛了天长地久，我逃离来日方长】
谷歌：You betrayed forever, I fled to Japan, longer【你背叛了永远，我逃到来日方长】
谷歌还是认为自己后天的英语才能可以弥补先天的语文不足......可是他还是失败了！

42. 爱在有生之年心死之前
度娘：Love in the rest of one's life before the death of the heart.
【爱一辈子的心死】
谷歌：Love Before disheartened in their lifetime
【在其一生中爱情面前心灰意冷】

43. 我曾经爱过的男孩，有世界上最英俊的侧脸
度娘：The boy I once loved, has the world's most handsome face【我曾经爱过的男孩，拥有世界上最英俊的脸】
谷歌：I've loved the boy, with the world's most handsome man in profile.
【我曾经爱过的男孩，与世界上最英俊的男人轮廓】
谷歌你败了！！

44.如花美眷，似水流年
度娘：Ruhuameijuan, youth passes as a fleeting wave.【如花美眷，似水流年】
谷歌：Flowery Meijuan, Homecoming.【如花美眷，似水流年】
啪啪啪鼓掌吧（无视英文

45.沧海月明珠有泪，蓝田日暖玉生烟。此情可待成追忆，只是当时已惘然。
度娘：Mermen weep their pearly tears down a moon-green sea, blue fields are breathing their jade to the sun. Such feeling cannot be recalled again, it seemed long lost even when it was felt then.
【人鱼哭著珍珠泪下的月亮海绿色，蓝色领域呼吸玉太阳。这样的感觉不能回忆了一遍，似乎早已失去了即使是当时的感受。】
谷歌：Sea pearl moon tears, Lantian day Nuanyu raw tobacco. Remembrance into, but was already casting haze of confusion.
【海珍珠月亮的眼泪，蓝田日Nuanyu原料的烟草。此情可待成追忆，但已惘然。】
太为难他们了么……

46.那些曾经泼过我冷水的人。我都会烧成开水泼回去@
度娘：Those who have poured cold water over my people. I will burn into boiling water poured back.【那些泼冷水的人在我的。我会烧成开水倒回去】
谷歌：Those who have poured cold water over my people. I will go back and firing water pouring.【那些谁超过我的人泼了一盆冷水。我会回去和发射水浇筑】
谷歌太毒辣了

47.衣带渐宽终不悔，为伊消得人憔悴。
度娘：Becoming loose are my clothes yet I regret not, for her I languish and suffer willingly.【我的衣服变得松散，终不悔，为伊消得人憔悴。】
谷歌：Wide pine does not regret, to eliminate the Iraqi people were emaciated.
【衣带渐宽终不悔，为伊消得人憔悴。】
谷歌的逆袭！队形好吗

48.比鬼神更可怕的，是人心.
度娘:More terrible than the ghosts, people.【比鬼更可怕，人。】
谷歌：Even more frightening than the ghosts are people.【比鬼更可怕的是人。】
follow me 你尊棒~~~

49.麒麟一笑，阎王绕道。
度娘： Kylin smile, Hades bypass.【麒麟的微笑，哈迪斯旁路。】
谷歌：Kirin smile, Hades Bypass.【麒麟一笑，阎王绕道。】
度娘你是在傲娇吗