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感觉我这小尾巴挺适合的。
---Hello, boys and girls. In the past few months, you spent almost all your time playing games, shopping, sleepping and something else wasting your life. I want to play a game. Now, you are staying with a desk with all books of your subjects. Let's see how much will you pay for your examination. Better hurry up. You do not have much time. Live or die, make your choice.
---Hello, boys and girls. In the past few months, you spent almost all your time playing games, shopping, sleepping and something else wasting your life. I want to play a game. Now, you are staying with a desk with all books of your subjects. Let's see how much will you pay for your examination. Better hurry up. You do not have much time. Live or die, make your choice.
---Hello, boys and girls. In the past few months, you spent almost all your time playing games, shopping, sleepping and something else wasting your life. I want to play a game. Now, you are staying with a desk with all books of your subjects. Let's see how much will you pay for your examination. Better hurry up. You do not have much time. Live or die, make your choice.
开学前一天的晚上，想了好多：女同学很多啊，都漂亮啊、等等。好想了一下怎么开始搭讪，有下了怎么做一个超牛逼的找我介绍，让所有女生都记住我。
好吧，TM想多了，我们班班主任，什么都没干，直接上课，艹那叫一个郁闷。
告诉你接近女生的最好办法，天天买东西吃，买几包自己一包，到班上就到处散，然后保持幽默，——（都认得到，关系熟了了就不要再买了，钱多我不管） 嗯
------认识她那天，她一直低头玩ipad，和酒桌气氛格格不入，后来他对她关怀备至，为她跑东跑西，看她笑，但还是一直不好意思开口。后来有一天，有人来找麻烦，大闹公司，破碎的玻璃割伤了她，他风一般背她到医院。她含泪问他为什么会对她那么好，他不再犹豫终于开口：就想借ipad玩两天…
好吧，TM想多了，我们班班主任，什么都没干，直接上课，艹那叫一个郁闷。
告诉你接近女生的最好办法，天天买东西吃，买几包自己一包，到班上就到处散，然后保持幽默，——（都认得到，关系熟了了就不要再买了，钱多我不管） 嗯
------认识她那天，她一直低头玩ipad，和酒桌气氛格格不入，后来他对她关怀备至，为她跑东跑西，看她笑，但还是一直不好意思开口。后来有一天，有人来找麻烦，大闹公司，破碎的玻璃割伤了她，他风一般背她到医院。她含泪问他为什么会对她那么好，他不再犹豫终于开口：就想借ipad玩两天…
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