属相
"Sherlock,你的中国属相是什么？” “John,think!难道你不能推理一下吗？” John思考了一会激动的说“I got it!你一定是属马的！” “。。。。。听着John，你是不能根据脸的长短来判断人的属相的，这不科学。”。

word limit
John:"Sherlock, can I have a word please"
Sherlock:"What is it"
John:"enn, I was thinking about tonight..."。
Sherlock:" John you don't have to be the world's only consulting detective to notice that you have exceeded your word limit by 500 percent!blablabla..."
John:"Sherlock you don't have to be British to guess that's just an expression!"
Sherlock:"Be precise, John. Always be precise."。
John:"..."
"Wait a minute...Oh, it's christmas!" thought by Sherlock.
"Do you mean that we..., Oh, John just tell me what excatly do you mean by that!"。
John:"I can't. I've used up my word limit."。
Sherlock:" Really John you don't have to be British to guess that's just an expression."。
John:" F**k off Sherlock!"。
Sherlock:"Let's go to bed! I am ready John!"。

T^T。英文废。。。呜呜呜，不过这是BBC的？我好喜欢花生（呆）。哈哈哈哈，喂！

= =这是在考我的英语么，呜呜，英语废囧了

哈哈哈哈哈哈每次看到马脸梗都要笑死了，John黑的太自然太棒了~
呆呆乃的卷福好可爱~~我觉得他真的会这么干挖个坑自己跳下去然后再若无其事淡定的跳出来~~~~~（英语废哭啊）

抱住衣衣真好！嘿嘿卷福就是个自己挖坑的主阿哈哈哈的确是还要自己再淡定的爬上来！