可以吐槽老师，但不可以用脏话

你知道吗，每当我回想起“尊敬”的林庆芳，我真的是非常想去问候他的母亲，再对她说一个f开头的单词啊～

我不仅想说f开头的，我还想说s开头的，还想说m开头的，更想说son开头的

@771293912 你没看度娘的规则么，删度娘的贴会死的很惨的！

看到某个人，我想说： You lack calcium since the childhood, grow up to lack love, grandma don't hurt her, love. Left face owe, right face owe kick. Donkey donkey kick, pigs on see a pig. Are born of cucumber, owe beat! The day after tomorrow is walnut, owe beat! Life is a broken motorcycle, owe chuai! Find a daughter-in-law of screws, the owe twist! You said you, grandpa, I will teach you to practice knife, you practice the sword, are you still on the sword don't practice, practice base! Jin Jian don't practice, practice the silver sword! Give you JianXian you properly, giving you the sword god you don't, not repeatedly cried and cried out, to do the sword! Is really of, why? ! Because of so, scientific truth; Not only but also, I am a fairly good dad. well proportioned, think you handsome and natural and unrestrained, romantic prince, beloved, see flowers blossom, must is the highest grade in human scum, the beast beast. Look at ah, you this little face thin, sample is not a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet can spit, throw you into the black hole, supermassive black holes can also exploded itself! Quickly observe a festival, send you a pair of couplet: top allied: trees don't skin, will die allied: person shameless, world-beater guangpi: people mean invincible slap you hit the wall of the buckle not button down!!!!!!!!!!! You look pretty creative, live quite have the courage, ugly not you of original intention, is god in his temper. You always said you long handsome boyfriend, rich, grow is rich, long with the top line like, urinate all bifurcate, hurry up to take care!!!!! People some lifetime pig base a knife alive waste air, dead waste of land at home is a waste of RMB (ahem, love, you say you let I how say you just good, according to, you say you in hell with fine, why suddenly ran to the us

不解释，自己翻译去

翻译不靠谱

@8X8F8Q 你从小缺钙，长大缺爱，姥姥不疼，舅舅不爱。左脸欠抽，右脸欠踹。驴见驴踢，猪见猪踩。天生就是属黄瓜的，欠拍！后天属核桃的，欠捶！终生属破摩托的，欠踹！找个媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠拧！你说你，爷爷我教你练刀，你练剑，你还上剑不练，练下贱！金剑不练，练银剑！给你剑仙你不当，赐你剑神你不做，非死皮赖脸哭着喊着要做剑人！真是的，何必呢？！因为所以,科学道理;不但而且,尼玛。 看你玉树临风，英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，人见人爱，花见花开，想必一定是人渣中的极品，禽兽中的禽兽.看看啊，你这小脸瘦得，都没个猪样啦！现在把你丢到厕所里，厕所都能吐了，把你扔进黑洞里，黑洞也能自我爆炸了！快过节了，送你一副对联： 上联：树不要皮，必死无疑 下联：人不要脸，天下无敌 横批：人之贱无敌 一巴掌把你打到墙上扣都扣不下来!!! 你长得挺有创意,活得挺有勇气,丑不是你的本意,是上帝在发脾气.你老说你男朋友长得帅,有钱,长得是有钱,长得跟前列线似的,尿尿都分叉了,赶快去治治吧!! 人贱一辈子 猪贱一刀子 活着浪费空气 死了浪费土地 在家浪费RMB 咳咳，爱，你说说你让我咋说你才好啊，按，你说你在阴间带得好好的，干嘛突然跑到我们人间来祸害人民，就你呢张死不要脸的脸还口口声声说自己是造福人民来了，哎呀，你把我激动的都不知道该说什么才好了，我已经拿你这张B脸彻底无奈了，你说说你父母咋能生产出你这么个人渣来，说你是人渣吧，我觉得还高抬你了，靠你妈的，以为自己啥东西么，别以为你长着两个眼睛，一个鼻子，一张嘴就死人了，你错了，其实怪物和牲口之类的，也就和你长得不相上下吧，你看到砸门街上街头的街长没，呢就是你呀长大后的人，人要不要你还是个问题呢，假如人加入参加个什么丐帮大会，带上你这么个牲口去，他估计还嫌丢脸呢，没办法，谁让你长得如此不规则呢，高的就跟呢正六边形似的，您就是呢慈祥的母老虎，就是呢年轻的老太太，所以说，我劝你以后还是不要在触摸在这人世间了，不然会让狗见了你乱汪汪，搞得跟呢地震似得，好吧，呢就这样了，说了真这场事件，你也别太高傲了，我没夸奖你，只是实话实说而已，你不必太兴奋，我这人向来讲究实事，好吧，好了，你也别再狡辩了，呢就到这了，也别到处宣扬了，人们都心里有数。

我恨京都英语!！真想趁京都大楼无人，一把火烧了！烧完大楼就把火灭了！！

我们摊上林庆芳不是缘分，是三生修来的罪孽呀。

吐槽比例尺，我们写过的0比掉过的节操还多啊！讨厌比例尺

@不是普通人才怪 kao我家的网速

用真名者死！

你这个女生真b y l