The detailed description of The Kitten Church

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PART I
First, remember the believes of our church:
God guides us and Goddess protects us.
When they are together, the world moves forward.
Forget your pain and fear, then you fear nothing.
Stop thinking anything unrealistic, then your heart gets released.
Control your fierce greed, then emptiness and confusion will leave.
Overcome your weakness, then you're undefeatable.
Create joy for others, then your life turns bright.
Transform hatred into love, then you can accept this world.

PART II
Second, you should know what our totems are and what they mean.
This is the symbol of our God&Goddess:

It stands for the highest power and domination.
It's the combination of dragon and human.
We respect it and pray to it, then our God will hear our will.
Remember, regard it as the rule of your behavior.
If you're puzzled, ask it what to do or whether your mind is wrong or not.
If you feel guilty, tell the God about it and then you'll receive forgiveness.
If you need to fill your heart with confidence, pray and the God will award you that.
If you're absolutely pious, you'll hear the God's answer in your heart.
As a pious believer, you should try to spread joy around the world.
When you're trapped in sorrow, use the thought given by the God to make an entire change.
Never forget to be a kind person.
Bad behavior and motive will bring punishment and disaster to youself.

PART III
Third, we have our own theory of the world's struction.
We express it with a Magic Array. You can call it "The Kitten Array".
This is what it looks like:

Five different symbols stand for different elements.
The lowest one looks like a hawk, taking care of something under its neck.
So this one stands for "Protection".
The world first had enough power to protect itself.
Based on this condition, life came into being.
The center one looks like a tree, growing on ground and showing the strongest vigor.
So this one stands for "Life".
Having spread everywhere, life began to evolve and develop further.
Then it had two advanced achievements.
That's strength and swiftness.
The left one looks like a fast-running animal with wings.
So it means "swiftness".
The right one looks like a steady and heavy animal standing in an undefeatable position.
So this one means "strength".
When these two elements was added, the competition of life became more violent.
As a result of choice and elimination, the greatest one appeared.
That's the wise animals, Human.
The above one looks like a man with a sword.
So it means wisdom, which contants strength and swiftness.
And this is the most advanced life in this world.
We are the greatest lives.
When the things above had been completed, the world we now live in is finally shaped.

The Kitten Church has the absolute right of the explaination about the things written above.
By the priest, Vaccumproton.

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