@cringmo
看到这么有质感的封面 啧啧啧~瞬间就觉得太有feel了。。。
PS：而且这个封面真是刺骨的寒冷。。。

超有爱基友二人组

。。突然发现原来是福哥做的《神探夏洛克》，，，看那得意地笑~

A STUDY IN PINK


开始了好萌的互动~
S：You're keeping A SCRAPBOOK. Only old ladies and pre-pubescent girls keep scrapbooks, John.
（赤裸裸的嫌弃有木有。。。）
J：It's not a scrapbook,Sherlock. I'm collecting papers relevant to the cases. Ithelps me remember the details. And it was locked away in my desk drawer.
(。。苍白无力的辩解= =。。。然后又弱弱的想到它不是被自己锁起来了嘛！啧啧啧~天然呆~）

S：The lock on your desk drawer was insulting me with its pretence at security.
IT'S A SCRAPBOOK. And if you ordered your mind properly you wouldn't need it to help you remember things.
(啧啧啧，卷福真是一刻不咄咄逼人都不行。。。= =。）
J：I presume my ties were insulting you too?
I had to put them away twice yesterday. My mind is perfectly ordered.
(花生也试图冷嘲热讽。。。不过。。一种很失败的赶脚。。= =。）
S:Your mind is cluttered with useless information. I was arranging your ties according to their dominant colour.
LEAVE THEM ALONE.
(！！！卷福竟然会给花生收拾领带！！！！！我被雷到了）
J:As I made clear yesterday, remembering your clothes sizes is not useless information.
(！！！这才是花生贤妻良母的本性有木有！！！这么贴心！！）
S:Clothes either fit or they don't.What's the point in retaining all those numbers and letters?
(...卷福你就可劲傲娇吧。。亏得人家花生这么好。。）

S：God - a scrapbook with pictures of dead people in it. I'm sure your counsellor would approve. You realise what this says about you?
(..好多英式拼写。。。卷福还是很关心花生的身心健康。。。。）
J:This from the man who keeps an alphabetised collection of dog hair in the bathroom.
(花生终于成功的反驳了一次。。。。。。fighting~）

这其实是搞基全纪实吧！！！！！！

啊BBC各种爱啊！又想到基本演绎法了那个坑爹的夏洛克和花生！

S:Stolen police paperwork? There's hope for you yet. Through anything written by Anderson is questionable. He is the prose equivalent of white noise.
(搞了半天原来中间那张很官方的文件是Anderson写的。。。。不知怎么就突然想起卷福说他拉低了整条街智商的那句~）
J：He speaks highly of you too. Apparently you're the only person he'd perform a post mortem on in his own time.
(啧啧啧。花生果然贤妻良母的料理卷福的人际关系。贤惠啊~~~不过Anderson其实也挺好的。。不是每个人的大脑都像卷福一样强大的。。。）
S:If his scalpel is as sharp as his intellect he can name the date.
(其实卷福永远都是个刀子嘴豆腐心的傲娇兽！！！他肯骂你证明他不拿你当陌生人。。举例花生。。福哥。。警长。。茉莉妹子。。）

J:If nothing else this allowed me my first good run since being pensioned out of the army and I worked off the basil and Parmesan fettuccine in no time.
(啧啧啧~花生在弱弱的抱怨。。。）
S:Really? By my estimation you've been gaining around a pound a week in weight. But then if you will eat all the time...
(卷福。。。你能不能忍一下不要吐槽。。。）
S:That said, it was a fun little jog. I haven't laughed so much since the case of the Bletchley Poisoner.
(到底还是卷福的世界啊。。。一件杀人案已经如此happy、、、）
J：Eating two or three meals a day is not 'all the time'
(其实花生挺可怜的。。跟着卷福这个有了杀人案就像打了鸡血一样的孩子四处奔波。。饭都没法按时吃。。。。）