|采访|MY FIRST - MY WORST. WITH VILLE VALO.

Worst: We played with Godsmack in Finland in the middle of winter and we were completely hunghover. We played like shit and the audience didn't move a muscle.
'FAN' EXPERIENCE
First: We won an award in 2001, and Iggy Pop presented it to us. I was wearing a jacket that said 'Your pretty face is going to hell' on the back. He said 'ooh, young man, you have great taste in clothing'. That was simply amazing.
Worst: There was one lady who tried to get to know me by attacking me with a pair of scissors - cutting bits of my hair out. I was in a bar once and I heard this 'schnick' noise, I turn round and she's there cutting my hair off, crying and laughing like a proper real life lunatic.
ALCOHOL
First: Getting drunk was easy; a bottle of red wine and three beers and I was sick all over the place. I was probably 12 or 13.
Worst: Once I got so drunk and depressed after a bad gig that I was doing tightrope walking on the hotel balcony railing of the 13th floor. Thank God Linde came and rescued me.
MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
First: An Ibanez guitar. I snapped two strings and thought the whole thing was broken so my friends and I went into the yard and destroyed the guitar. Later on someone told me you can change the strings.
Worst: We were so bored on one tour that we all boughts silly instruments, and I got a violin. I couldn't play it so it sounded horrendous. The band just stole it and I haven't seen it since.
TROUBLE WITH THE LAW
First: We broke into an old shopping mall, and it just so happened that some other people had broken in and started smashing things up so the police had been called. That took a long time to explain.
Worst: Me and a friend were driving around Finland, and we ended up driving the same route as a couple of fugitive bank robbers. The police thought we were the robbers and started ringing our parents. Luckily for us they caught the robbers and we didn't get arrested.
CRUSH
First: Probably Madonna. She was always a bit more risqué than the rest. Madonna's the reason I first started wanking.
Worst: I had a crush on David Hasselhoff, I wanted to be in his pants but in a platonic way. I think I probably wanted to be like him.

MY FIRST - 我最糟糕的。 VILLE VALO.MUSICAL MEMORY 【谷歌】

首先：我两岁的时候，我记得我得到了一些小鼓，从我父母的书架和敲打他们，而他们的朋友（GRAT猫王“模仿）演唱的”心碎酒店“最坏的情况：当我们一年前在纽约演出。我是完全**** ING的。我们有这么多的投诉，演出。
GIRLFRIEND
第一：我迷恋上了这个女孩，我发现我的爱，在她扔石头。她在她的身体摔伤，所以没有发挥出来。
最坏的情况：我想我的未婚夫......她是thebest和最坏的在同一时间。
SNOG
第一：我是13，它是一个完整的Frenchie，这是我没想到的。我仍然在我嘴里的口香糖，这是令人尴尬的。这是一种奇怪的感觉，有一个人的舌头在我嘴里。最坏的情况：这是“第一次”的女孩和我们上床睡觉，吻了一些，但我是喝醉了，我吐在她的。
SEX
第一：我记得这的车库总是有针日历。我大概只有3岁，但是这是我的第一个适当的大错。我当时想，'这是什么发生在我的裤子？
最坏的情况：当我年轻了很多，我记得真的很快。虽然我很年轻，它仍然屈辱。
GIG
第一：我记得第一场演出是在1987年在赫尔辛基冰馆的铁娘子 - '之旅“上的某个地方。 WASP支持，与黑仔[劳利斯的]有爆炸的codpiece。
最坏的情况：我真的很喜欢爵士乐。我想成为真正附庸风雅farty。我到了这个前卫的演出，这家伙朗诵诗歌在德国的鼓手把干豌豆的观众。
ROYALTY CHEQUE
第一：这是... 15镑。我买了四杯啤酒来庆祝，然后走了！最坏的情况：我借了很多钱的人，并承诺支付在当天的标签了我们。当他们没有支付我不得不去躲起来支票来了两个星期，直到通过。
HIM GIG
第一：我们是一个三件套的时候，我打了一个六弦低音吉他部分。我们上了舞台，和所有的放大器队在完全相同的时间。

最坏的情况：我们打了Godsmack在芬兰隆冬时节和我们完全hunghover。我们打​​得像shitand，观众们没有动。
“FAN”经验
第一：我们在2001年获得了一个奖，和Iggy Pop提交给我们。我穿了一件夹克，说：“你的脸是要下地狱的背面。他说：“哦，小伙子，你有极具品味的服装”。这简直太神奇了。
最坏的情况：有一位女士试图去了解我，攻击我一把剪刀 - 切割钻头我的头发。我是在酒吧里，我听到这个“schnick”噪音，我转身和她有切割我的头发，哭和笑像一个真正的现实生活中的疯子。
ALCOHOL
第一：很容易喝醉了一瓶红酒，三瓶啤酒，我生病了所有的地方。我大概是12或13。
最坏的情况：我有这么一个糟糕的演出后，喝醉了，郁闷，我是做走钢丝，走在酒店的13楼阳台的栏杆上。感谢上帝林德来了，救我。
MUSICAL INSTRUMENT乐器
第一：伊瓦涅斯吉他。我厉声说道两个字符串，并认为整个事情被打破了，所以我和我的朋友们走进院子里，并摧毁了吉他。后来有人告诉我，你可以改变的字符串。
最坏的情况：我们是如此无聊的上一个巡回赛，我们都boughts傻的工具，我有一个小提琴。我不能玩，所以它听起来可怕的。带刚偷来的，我还没有看到它，因为。
TROUBLE WITH THE LAW
第一：我们闯入了一个古老的购物商场，它只是发生了其他一些人打破了，开始砸的东西，所以被称为**。这花了很长的时间来解释。
最坏的情况：我和一个朋友开车芬兰左右，我们结束了行驶相同的路线一对夫妇的逃犯抢劫银行的罪犯。警方认为，我们是劫匪，并开始拨打我们的父母。幸运的是，他们抓住了劫匪，我们并没有被逮捕。
CRUSH
第一：可能是麦当娜。她总是淫秽比其他人多一点。麦当娜的原因，我刚开始**。
最坏的情况：我有一个暗恋的大卫·哈塞尔霍夫，我想在他的裤子，但在一个柏拉图式的方式。我想我大概想成为像他一样。

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