复杂版文案：
　　　　xxx（＜人物名称）是一所普通高中里的学生，虽然在他进这所高中之前连学校的名字都没听说过。
和大多数高中小处男一样，对课堂上枯燥的知识毫不关心，平生最大的爱好就是流着口水盯着游戏里的肥乳小腰大屁股女人打手枪。
一天，他终于存够钱买到了一款梦寐以求的火影游戏，没有看过动漫他无知的以为纲手姬是个二十岁上下的无害女性。而吸引他的只是纲手姬的胸部以及众多女性NPC因果露造型而露出来的白嫩嫩的肉而已。
　　当你迫不及待的打开游戏，却异变突生，一道乳白色的光波已经把他拖进了刚打开的游戏界面，甚至连为了玩游戏而脱下的裤子都没有时间穿上，白嫩嫩的屁股还露在外面......
　　　　这是一种想喊又喊不出来的感觉，酥麻感一直蔓延到灵魂深处，不舒服也说不上难受。说实话，这种感觉很熟悉，因为以前每天至少来那么几发，但现在一点都不喜欢它，最让他觉得尴尬的是，他发现......他硬了！
然后，莫名其妙的就到了一个自己从不知道的世界！
简洁版本：
其实这就是一个普普通通的猥琐宅汉子莫名到了火影的世界，碰到了另一个汉子的故事。

@三湿和尚 

还有的我晚点给你QAQ嘤嘤嘤最近被老师管的好严

那个不是文案那个是未完的草稿第一章啊跪给你链接，苍老湿那文我还没开，这是另外一篇以及主角名字定好了它叫金刚芭比噶噶w
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1979659150

而且这小说本身设定就是第二人称的扭头

saving the endangerous animals are human's responsibility，and this are beneficial to children open their eyespot. when some kinds of anilmas are extincted， the children just can see they in the books，children can see the vivid animals in the zoo.Therefore，people should use the land for endangerous animals. First, the natural environment becomes worse and worse. Increasing number of animals haven't place can give them live in. Second reason is every kinds of animals all very significant to people' culture and deveplmsaving the endangerous animals are human's responsibility，and this are beneficial to children open their eyespot. when some kinds of anilmas are extincted， the children just can see they in the books，children can see the vivid animals in the zoo.Therefore，people should use the land for endangerous animals. First, the natural environment becomes worse and worse. Increasing number of animals loss their habitat, they can't find food, when the raining coming, they will ill and difficult to live. Human should help them. Second reason is every kinds of animals all very significant to people' culture' development. As time goes by, when the children grow up, they can't see the vivid animals in the world, all the knowledge from the paper book or video. Thus, give animals a place to live is human's responsibility.

@三湿和尚 @鱼茶饭 @三湿和尚 @三湿和尚 受受我又找不到你了......

The reading passage explores the issue of Rembrandt's painting which is about a woman's portrait is not drew by himself. The professor's lecture deals with the same issue. However, she considers that the portrait real is true, and the painting is worked by Rembrandt.
To start with, in the reading passage support that in the portrait the woman wearied very well, but for the Rembrandt's clothes, he would not have the differences. And in the listening part, the spearker disagree about the idea in the reaeding. professor maintain that the first problem is about color. This is because in that century, the pigments are not like in recent century. which means, Rembrandt drew this paiting in 1000years ago, and people cannot judge the paiting by the color and woman's dress.
In addition, despite the statement in the reading passage that Rembrandt is good at writing use the light and shadow, but he not use it in this painting. However, in the listening part, the professor think that in this portrait he use the simple color on this portairt. which means the woman's face haven't shadow.
Finally, the professor in the reading passage thinks that Rembrandt use the wood glued to drew the paiting. but in the listening part, the professor maintain that the wood glued can make the painting more grand. which means in ancient, people always use the wood to drew the paiting.

In the competitive society, friends have more significant role in people's life. Friends can help people in many aspects. Majority of people maintain that making the new friend are more important than keep the relationship with old friends. However, other people consider that the the old friends are more important than the new friend. After pondering this issue, i am in favor of the different view. From my perspective, not only should people connect with old friend, but also make the new friends.
It is obvious that people's old friend can know people's character more clearer than the new friends. Which means people don't need large number of time to maintain the relationship become well. Take a vivid example，in my middle school, as for one vital test, I gain the the lowest grades in the test. I feel very grieved，and all of my new friends don't know how to comform me. However, Bambi didn't say any words, she bought a coffee for me. She maintain that coffee can make people feel warm and confidence. I stop crying. The end of this thing is that my teacher chat with me, and teacher tell the disadvantage of my study. If she not give me a cup of coffee, I should into failure.
Making new friends can expand people' outlook and knowledge. The new friends can tell you some knowledge which are you don't understand. The new friends will have difference idea with you. And all of the communication can expand people's horizon. For instance, my friend Melody is crazy about areography. And she always talk about the geography with me. Such as global warming， she tell me the disadvantage and cause of global warming. For instance, the chemical pollution emissions is one of vital reason of global warming happened. If she not tell me the details of global warming, i could not have any geography knowledge.
Despite the fact that making friends is a lifelong process, the old friends and new friends all are significant in people's life. The old friend know the people more clear than new friends, but the new friends can expand people's outlook.

The reading passage focus on the topic is that in twelfth century A.D, The speaker’s lecture is about the same issue. However, she thinks that ……, which contradicts what the reading states.
First, even though the reading passage support that ……, the speaker argues in the lecture that ……. This is because ……, which means …….
Moreover, despite the statement in the reading that ……，the speaker contends that ……. Then she supports this point with the fact that ……. In other words, ……
Finally, the speaker asserts that ……, whereas the author of the reading claims that ……. The speaker proves that this claim is indefensible by pointing out that ……
In conclusion, the professor clearly identifies the weaknesses in reading passage and convincingly shows that the central argument in the reading, that is,…… is incorrect.