Hi my name is Joey Crawford and this is my story.
I've always wanted to play professional basketball and eventually join the NBA because you know, it's really cool to be a star and get big paychecks and chicks and stuff. But obviously I'm not big enough and I have no talent whatsoever. I'm just your average overweight lame-ass hillbilly white bald man. However, I didn't give up. I thought to myself: "If you can't play the game, why not go to K-Mart, get a whistle for 2 bucks and try to mess the game up?" And that i did. For years I practiced ejecting people. Whenever I feel like I'm not getting enough attention on the court, I fucking whistle this shit and all the cameras are on my stupid bald head. So you see, you don't need talent or hard work to be a star, just a whitle.
Also you are not allowed to laugh within a 500-foot radius of me or I'll fucking eject you.
I've always wanted to play professional basketball and eventually join the NBA because you know, it's really cool to be a star and get big paychecks and chicks and stuff. But obviously I'm not big enough and I have no talent whatsoever. I'm just your average overweight lame-ass hillbilly white bald man. However, I didn't give up. I thought to myself: "If you can't play the game, why not go to K-Mart, get a whistle for 2 bucks and try to mess the game up?" And that i did. For years I practiced ejecting people. Whenever I feel like I'm not getting enough attention on the court, I fucking whistle this shit and all the cameras are on my stupid bald head. So you see, you don't need talent or hard work to be a star, just a whitle.
Also you are not allowed to laugh within a 500-foot radius of me or I'll fucking eject you.
