回复：【友情】Slaine + Overcriss 起航!

januarium:
Headcanon: Sam and Blaine use the SodaStream to carbonate all sorts of weird liquids and call it “broda”.

Kurt and Blaine had broken up before but Blaine and Sam never had.
Sure, they could geek out together like no else, but at the end of the day it was Blaine who Sam went to when he had problems. And Sam liked being that person for Blaine.
——Best Laid Plans
Jesse agreed. "Artie you're great. Blaine you're awesome. But really I think I may have just overshadowed you. I mean did you see my performance?"
（sorry for blesse(friendship) but jesse in this fic is awesome!!!）

"Well, I was the one with something to make up for." Blaine practically pouted, though, until an idea seemed to hit him. He suddenly looked very proud of himself. "At least I never faked a dozen illnesses to go see a nurse I had a crush on that I only dated for like a month. Or you know bit myself and pretended it was a snake bite." "At least I never used the term 'dirty cute'." "At least, I never started a Bieber cover band to score girls."
"At least, I never got drunk and asked an ex-stripper for tips so that I could seduce my boyfriend." "Hey," Blaine gaped. "I never did that." He suddenly looked panicked. "Wait, when did I do that?"
槽sam追女生那段太好笑了

His dad decided not to argue. "Want to watch a movie?" he asked instead. Sam, feeling a bit lighter now after he talked to both Blaine and his dad, couldn't help it. "How about Magic Mike?" His dad peered at him as if trying to figure out whether he was joking before deciding that he was. "I'm not even sure if that's connected to your bisexual or stripping bombshell."
这段也超好笑，我看到magic mike笑喷

"How did you know what kind of dress she was wearing?" Sam asked curiously.
"Seriously, Sam?" Blaine responded. "I like fashion and my ex works for Vogue.com. How long have you known me?"
srsly sam？？？

"Aw, it's okay Blainey-days!" Sam crowed, throwing an arm over his shoulder and pulling him in closer. Blaine unhappily let himself be pulled in.
"Don't call me that," he said when he had enough, pushing himself away from Sam. "Only Tina gets to call me that. It's our thing."
blam and blina!

"Can we...can we not? I don't care if it's my job. I don't have it in me right now." He paused. "I can't even remember falling in love. It was just like one moment Kurt was this great friend of mine who, yes, had his adorable moments but it was all very platonic. At least I thought so. Then suddenly I was crazy about him. This is one thing I can't relate to Ben about. I don't know what it's like to slowly fall in love. I've never not related to Ben before."
摇晃blaine，you love sam!!!wake up!!!