【视频】99秒完全概括哈利波特。。（解说是很有爱的俩娃哦)

空空酱同学，我知道你的英语悲剧了……

求翻译= =

太快了，英文……无奈了

There once a boy named Harry.Destined to be a star. His parents were killed by Voldemort. Who gave him a lightning scar. Harry goes to Hogwarts.He meets Ron and Hermione. McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor. Draco is a daddy's boy. Quirrell becomes unemployed. The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore. Ron breaks his wand. Now Ginny's gone. And Harry's in mortal danger. Tom Riddle hides his snake inside. His ginormous secret chamber. Harry blows up Aunt Marge. The dementors come and take charge. Lupin is a wolf. The rat's a man. And now the prisoner is at large. They use time travel so they can. Save the prisoner of Azkaban. Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather. I don't really get it either. Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament.
纯手打字！！刚打字到50秒，累死我了！！！！

There once was a boy named Harry.Destined to be a star.His parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightning scar."You know, Harry,you are a wizard."Harry goes to Hogwarts.He meets Ron and Hermione.McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor.Draco is a daddy's boy.Quirrell becomes unemployed.The Sorcerer's stone is destruyed by Dumbledore.Ron breaks his wand.Now Ginny's gone.And Harry's in mortal danger.Tom Riddle hides his snake inside.His ginormous secret chamber.Harry bolws up Aunt Marge.The dementors come and take charge.Lupin is a wolf.The rat is a man.And now the prisoner is at large.They use time travel so they can.Save the prisoner of Azkanban.Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather.I don't really get it either.Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament with dragons and mermaids.Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed.He is back.Harry,Harry,it's getting scary.Voldemort is back.Now you're a revolutionary Harry.Dumbledore,Dumbledore,why is he ignoring you.Constant attempts to contact him?He is forced to leave the school.Umbridge arrives.Draco is a tool.Kids break into the Ministry.Sirius Black is dead as can be.Split your soul.Seven parts of a whole.They're horcruxes.It's Dumbledore's end.There once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death.But one final duel between good and bad.He may take his final breath.
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There once was a boy named Harry 这故事起源于一位名叫哈里的男孩
Destined to be a star 他注定要成为名人
His parents were killed by Voldemort 伏地魔杀了他的父母
Who gave him a lightning scar 并留下了闪电形状的疤痕
Yo Harry! You*re a wizard! 喂 哈利，你是个魔法师！
Harry goes to Hogwarts 哈利来到霍格沃茨
He meets Ron and Hermione 认识了罗恩和赫敏
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor 麦格教授希望他加入格兰芬多球队
Draco is a Daddy*s boy 马尔福是个乖乖仔
Quirrell becomes unemployed 奇洛教授失业了
The sorcerer*s stone is destroyed by Dumbledore 邓布利多校长摧毁了魔法石
Ron breaks his wand 荣恩弄坏了他的魔法棒
Now Ginny*s gone 金妮这时不见了
And Harry*s in Mortal danger 哈利波特有致命的危险
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside 汤姆瑞斗在他宏伟的密室里
His ginormous secret chamber 藏了一条蛇
Harry blows up Aunt Marge 哈利惹恼了玛吉姨妈
The dementors come and take charge 摄魂怪们来索命
Lupin is a wolf 卢平教授是个狼人
The rat*s a man 那只老鼠是人变的
And now the prisoner is at large 真正的犯人在逍遥法外
They use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban 他们用时空旅行的方式拯救了阿兹卡班的囚犯
Who just so happens to be Harry*s godfather. 这人正好是哈利的教父
I don*t really get it either. 其实我也不太清楚
Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament 哈利被陷害参加了三强争霸赛
With dragons and mermaids 里面有龙和美人鱼
Oh no; Edward Cullen gets slayed . He*s back. 哦 不！塞德里克被杀害了，伏地魔复活了
Harry, Harry, It*s getting scary. 哈利，哈利，这真叫人害怕
Voldemort*s back and you are revolutionary, Harry 伏地魔复活了，你成了革命者
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, 邓布利多，邓布利多，
Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him? 为什么你总是忽视 哈利给你的忠告呢？
He is forced to leave the school 他不得不离开学校
Umbridge arrives, Draco*s a tool 乌姆里奇来了，马尔福做了她的走狗
Kids break into the Ministry 大家闯进魔法部
Sirius Black is dead as can be. 小天狼星可能就这样死了
Split your soul, seven parts of a whole they*re horcruxes,伏地魔将灵魂分成七部分，装在不同魂器 it*s Dumbledore*s end 邓布利多走到了生命的尽头
There once was a boy named Harry. 有个男孩叫哈利 Who constantly conquered death.他不断的征服死亡
But in one final duelbetween good and bad.但在好与坏之间的最后决斗 He may take his final breath.他可能要用尽他最后的一口气
版本不一我尽力改了