【工具】糟糕的机翻器【流言终结者吧】

这个工具的作用是把输入的英文翻译成外语，然后翻回英文，然后翻成下一种外语，然后再英文。。。第一个选项中选择Bing的话可以最多来回翻译35次（第二个选项），还可以挑上沟来打乱翻译外语的顺序（默认是按照外语名的字母顺序排列）最终结果几乎是100%地面目全非。。。
例：输入Mythbusters（打乱翻译顺序）
From English: Mythbusters
To Vietnamese: MythBusterѕ
Back to English: MythBusters
To Swedish: MythBusterѕ
Back to English: MythBusters
To Chinese Simplified: 流言终结者
Back to English: MythBusters
To Spanish: MythBusterѕ
Back to English: MythBusters
To Slovenian: MythBusterѕ
Back to English: MythBusters
To Portuguese: MythBusterѕ
Back to English: MythBusters
To Latvian: MythBusters
Back to English: Mythbusters
To Estonian: Mythbusters
Back to English: Mythbusters
To Finnish: Myytinmurtajat
Back to English: Myth Busters;
To Korean: 신화 Busters;
Back to English: Myth Busters;
To German: Myth Busters;
Back to English: Myth Busters;
To Bulgarian: Мит Busters;
Back to English: Myth Busters;
To Haitian Creole: Sa ki pa reyèl, Busters,
Back to English: Myth, Busters,
To Hebrew: המיתוס, נשים שטוענות,
Back to English: Myth, women claim,<<从希伯来语开始加入了“女人”这个词
To Hungarian: Mítosz, a nők követelés
Back to English: Myth, the women's claim
To Indonesian: Mitos, perempuan klaim
Back to English: Mythical, woman claims
To Russian: Мифическая, женщина претензии
Back to English: Mythical, woman claims
To Greek: Mythical, γυναίκα απαιτήσεων
Back to English: Mythical, woman claims
To French: Mythical, les demandes de la femme
Back to English: Mythical, the woman claims
To Dutch: Mythische, de vrouw beweert
Back to English: Mythical, the woman claims
To Ukranian: Міфічні, жінка стверджує, що
Back to English: Mythical, woman claims that
To Turkish: Efsanevi, kadın iddia
Back to English: Mythical, woman claims
To Thai: Mythical หญิงร้อง
Back to English: Mythical female vocals<<泰语变成了女性发音
To Catalan: Mítics veus femenines
Back to English: Mythical female voices
To Chinese Traditional: 神话般的女性声音
Back to English: Fabulous female voice<<汉语又把神话变成了“美丽的”
To Japanese: 素敌な女性の声
Back to English: Lovely female voice
To Danish: Dejlige kvindestemme
Back to English: Lovely female voice
To Polish: Nostalgia żeński głos
Back to English: The lovely female voice
To Slovak: Krásne ženy hlasu
Back to English: Beautiful women voice
To Romanian: Voce de femei frumoase
Back to English: Voice of beautiful women
To Lithuanian: Balso gražių moterų
Back to English: The voice of beautiful women
To Czech: Hlas krásných žen
Back to English: Voice of beautiful women
To Norwegian: Stemme av vakre kvinner
Back to English: Voice of beautiful women
To Arabic: صوت المرأة الجميلة
Back to English: Voice of beautiful women
“Mythbusters”翻译35次变成了“Voice of beautiful women”（美丽女性的声音）

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输入：他们不仅叙述流言，他们将流言付诸试验。
From English: They don't just tell the myths, they'll put them to the test.
To Arabic: فقط أنهم لا تخبر الأساطير، أنهم سوف وضعها على المحك.
Back to English: Only they don't tell legends, they will put it to the test.
To Turkish: Sadece onlar don't tell efsaneleri, onlar-koymak o-e doğru test edin.
Back to English: Only they don't tell legends, they put it to test it.
To Swedish: De berätta inte bara legender, det att testa.
Back to English: They tell us not only legends, to test.
To Russian: Они говорят нам не только легенды, чтобы проверить.
Back to English: They tell us not only legends to check.
To Romanian: Ele spune-ne nu numai legende pentru a verifica.
Back to English: They tell us not only legends to check.
To Norwegian: De forteller oss ikke bare legender å sjekke.
Back to English: They tell us not just legends to check.
To Lithuanian: Jie mums ne tik legendos patikrinti.
Back to English: They give us not only a legend in check.
To Estonian: Nad annavad meile mitte ainult legendi kontrolli.
Back to English: They give us the control of not only the legend.
To Finnish: He antavat meille ei vain selitteen ohjausobjektin.
Back to English: They give us not only as a label control. <<<丹麦语过后流言变成了标签
To Latvian: Tās dod mums ne tikai kā vadīklas etiķeti.
Back to English: They give us not only as the control's label.
To Korean: 컨트롤의 라벨을 뿐 아니라 그들은 우리에 게.
Back to English: Control of the labels, as well as they are to us.
To Greek: Έλεγχος των ετικετών, καθώς και όπως είναι και για μας.
Back to English: Check the labels, as well as for us.
To Haitian Creole: Tcheke étiquettes, osi byen pou nou.
Back to English: Check étiquettes, as well for us.
To Indonesian: Periksa étiquettes, juga kita.
Back to English: Check étiquettes, nor do we.
To Hungarian: Ellenőrzi a étiquettes, sem tudjuk.
Back to English: Étiquettes, can't check.
To Czech: Étiquettes, nemůže kontrolovat.
Back to English: Étiquettes, cannot control.
To Vietnamese: Étiquettes, không thể kiểm soát.
Back to English: Étiquettes, can not control.
To Japanese: Étiquettes、制御することができます。
Back to English: E. tiquettes, can be controlled.
To Ukranian: Е. tiquettes, можна керувати.

Back to English: E. tiquettes, you can manage.
To French: E. tiquettes, vous pouvez gérer.
Back to English: E. labels, you can manage.
To Catalan: E. Etiquetes, vostè pot gestionar.
Back to English: E. tags, you can manage.
To Danish: E. mærker, du kan administrere.
Back to English: E. marks, you can manage.
To Thai: เครื่องหมายตะวันออก คุณสามารถจัดการ
Back to English: Mark e. you can manage.
To Portuguese: Mark e. você pode gerenciar.
Back to English: Mark e. you can manage.
To Chinese Simplified: 标记，您可以管理的 e.。
Back to English: Tag, you can manage your e..
To Chinese Traditional: 标记，您可以管理您的电子 … …
Back to English: Tag, you can manage your e-sth
To Slovak: Značku, môžete spravovať e-niečo
Back to English: Tag, you can manage e-something
To Slovenian: Tag, lahko upravljate e-nekaj
Back to English: Tag, you can manage your e-something
To Spanish: Etiqueta, puede administrar su e-algo
Back to English: Tag, you can manage your e - something
To Dutch: Label, u kunt uw e - iets beheren
Back to English: Label, you can manage your e-something
To Bulgarian: Етикет, можете да управлявате вашите e-нещо
Back to English: Label, you can manage your e-something
To Polish: Etykiety, można zarządzać z e-coś
Back to English: Labels, you can manage with e-something
To German: Etiketten, können Sie verwalten, mit e-etwas
Back to English: Labels, you can manage with s-something
To Hebrew: תוויות, באפשרותך לנהל עם s-משהו
Back to English: Labels, you can manage with s-something
最后变成了：标签，你可以用S什么的管理。

打错，上面开始变样的是芬兰语

眼花缭乱啊。。

ssh你终于出现了。。

变得驴唇不对马嘴是肯定的
我记得以前看房龙的书引用了一个中国古人的话结果翻译备注了一下不清楚他引用的是谁……

不是吧……很好奇MBS是怎么被………………应该有统一的翻译才对啊……

好好玩的样子

柯南，怎么无聊干起这事了

翻文言文更给力的！

寒蝉凄切，对长亭晚，骤雨初歇。都门帐饮无绪，留恋处、兰舟催发。执手相看泪眼，竟无语凝噎。念去去，千里烟波，暮霭沉沉楚天阔。
Chilling blue, to ChangTing late, showers from early. All the door his drink have no clue, miss place, LanZhou urge. Looking at your eyes with palm reading, had no clotting choke. To read, Trinidad YanBo, heavy ChuTianKuo beautifully.
令人心寒的蓝色,长汀晚了,淋浴从早期。所有的门也不知道他的饮料,小姐的地方,兰州冲动。看着你的眼睛看手相,没有凝血窒息。阅读,特立尼达YanBo,沉重的ChuTianKuo漂亮。

1楼……终结者里不是只有kari一个女的么……流言终结者=美丽女性的声音？？？（咱kari的确蛮漂亮滴~~~）难道在希伯来做科学实验的、配音的都是美丽女纸？？

吃翻译这口饭的我，看到这个欣慰地笑了

话说标题好官方 -，-

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