自称monster ipad 所有粉丝都是little ipads 产自意大利 ipad的i是italian里的i
成功挤下gaga的黑莓 成为gaga的宠儿
储存了gaga的所有秘密 曾经被gaga的男友扔到地上 被gaga赶来救起保住了性命
也数度遭受小怪兽们的黑客入侵
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他自己说的

Gaga's iPad ‏@iPadOfGaga
No. I only listen to italian Music. RT: @TheLovaticBarb @iPadOfGaga Do you listen to Nicki Minaj?
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只听意大利产音乐

Gaga's iPad ‏@iPadOfGaga
Ya'll don't wanna read what Tobey DM's Gaga. Disgusting as hell.
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你们一定不想看到tobey给gaga的站内信 恶心到家

Gaga's iPad ‏@iPadOfGaga
Madonna's way too old to use an iPad. She wouldn't know how to use me. I'm glad, that my owner's young, sexy and fresh.
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卖档娜太老了 根本不会用我 我很高兴 我的主人青春活力 性感

Gaga's iPad ‏@iPadOfGaga
Gaga likes to talk when she's asleep. That's where Katy Perry gets all her lyrics and inspirations from.
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gaga喜欢说梦话这是kp的歌词灵感来源
Gaga's iPad ‏@iPadOfGaga
Yesterday I caught Katy Perry hiding in Gaga's bed. She tried to steal Gaga's rainbow wig. Took this Picture of her:
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昨天我抓到了躲在gaga床下的kp 她想偷gaga的彩虹假发
(照片就是果B巨丑素颜照）

Gaga's iPad ‏@iPadOfGaga
Yesterday Gaga talked in her sleep...I recorded it and sent it as new Lyrics to Madonna...she was so greatful!
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我把gaga昨晚说的梦话当做新歌词发给了卖档娜

Gaga's iPad ‏@iPadOfGaga
Gaga just can't stop poking my face. *cries*
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gaga总是不停地戳我的脸 哭

Gaga's iPad ‏@iPadOfGaga
I'm the first thing Gaga sees in the morning and the last thing she touches before she falls asleep.
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gaga早上起来第一件事是看我 睡觉前最后一件事是戳我

Gaga's iPad ‏@iPadOfGaga
Funny how Taylor hates on me just because he's her second choice. Doesn't he know that Gaga's against hate? She won't be amused..
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taylor是多么恨我因为他成了gaga的第2选择 不知道gaga反对恨吗 她不会开心