在一个豆瓣相册里看到了很多keith moon的照片和段子，搬运过来~

「After Kim had left Keith once and for all and Keith found out she was seeing Small Faces’ Ian McLagen he paid a hit man £250 to break his fingers, Pete Townshend then paid the hit man £250 not to.」
kim（moon骨肉皮女友的其中一个）离开keith之后勾搭上了small face乐队的键盘手ian，keith怒火中烧，找了个打手，付了他250美元让他把ian的手指切下来，pete得知后赶紧多付了250美元给打手让他千万别去……
感觉pete就是个擦屁股的保姆啊哈哈哈哈哈……

「When Keith met Anette she was in fact on a date with another man in a club that Keith happened to be in. Keith paid the Bouncer the mighty sum of £10 to get rid of him whilst Anette went to the toilet. When she came back she felt slightly lost as she looked around for her date, Keith walked over to her and said “I paid the bouncer to get rid of him”
“Why?” she asked “Well you didn’t like him, did you?”」
当keith遇见 Annette Walter-Lax（资深骨肉皮，keith前女友之一）时是在一个酒吧里，keith趁annette上厕所时给她的男伴10美元让他滚蛋，当annette回来时发现男伴不见了，到处找他，keith走过来对她说，我付了你男伴10美元支开他了。annette问他为什么这么做，keith直截了当的说：你根本就不喜欢他，不是吗？
泡妞好手啊！！！！！！

One night on tour John Entwistle and Allison Entwistle were relaxing and having a meal in their hotel room. They got disturbed by a drunk Keith who walked in and began weeing on the walls and being his usual loon self, he then passed out on the floor. John Entwistle took the oppertunity to take his keys, go into his room and smash everything up in full destruction, he dragged Keith inside and left him there. The next morning Keith woke up totally confused by the state of his room, not remembering doing it himself. He never found out that is was in fact John that smashed it to pieces.
一天晚上，john和他老婆晚饭后在酒店房间里休息，keith喝得醉熏熏的，闯入他们房间，在墙上尿尿后睡到在地板上，john趁机拿了keith的房间钥匙，闯进他的房间乱打乱砸后，把keith拖回他自己的房间了。第二天早上keith醒来，完全不记得自己做了什么事，以为是自己发酒疯砸了房间了的东西，他一直没发现是john做的。
john太腹黑了！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！可是接下来keith也复仇了，两个老小孩算是扯平了。

又是bill爆料（应该是经纪人或者助理之类的？）
keith有一次在酒店的酒吧里跟人打赌能喝下18杯玛格丽特。bill在john的房间里休息，当时john在吃一份豪华牛排套餐，keith喝下18杯玛格丽特后又醉得一塌糊涂了，他跑进john的房间里，呼喊着john的名字，拿起一瓶昂贵的葡萄酒倒掉了，用手指在套餐拌菜里搅和，抓起牛排大口咬下去，完事儿后，他掏出小弟弟开了个巡回撒尿会，把john房间的墙壁撒了个遍。
john十分冷静的站了起来，从keith身上摸出钥匙，离开了房间，bill说john大概离开了20分钟左右，于是他穿过大堂走到keith的房间，在这20分钟里，john已经把keith的房间全部砸光了，他把keith抬回房间然后锁上。第二天早上5点，keith一觉醒来，又以为是昨晚自己撒酒疯把房间砸了。

今天就先这样吧……已经翻到了第164张照片，做个记号，下次继续

不是……是一共800多张图，keith的占了50张大概，有段子的大概就十多张。感谢吧主～行，下次顺带发图

段子里几乎不会有roger，pete基本就是个保姆角色，只有john最腹黑！

好的我找找

http://www.douban.com/photos/album/38538133/