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两只龟在田头一动不动，专家问老农，两只龟在干什么？老农：“它们在比耐力，谁先动谁就输。”专家指着龟壳上有甲骨文的龟说:“据我多年研究，这只龟已死五千多年了。”另一只龟伸出头说:“草！死了也不说一声，害的老子在这里干等，刚说完话，带甲骨文的龟说话了，你输了吧!靠，专家的话你也信。

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