It was so terribly strange
这件怪异的事情
that I started to weep.
使我痛苦流涕.
But at least after that
但是至少
I had a nice place to sleep
以后我有一个不错的地方睡觉了.



（十六）
Junk Girl
垃圾女孩

There once was a girl
who was made up of junk.
从前有一个破烂儿做成的女孩
She looked really dirty,
and she smelled like a skunk.
她看起来很脏
闻着就像臭鼬
She was always unhappy,
or in one of her slumps-perhaps 'cause she spent
so much time down in the dumps.
她一直不快乐
或者说她的某些缺陷令她一直沉浸在忧郁之中
The only bright moment
was from a guy named Stan.
唯一称得上还算愉悦的事情是来自一个叫STAN的家伙
He was from the neighborhood
garbage man.
他是她的邻居，垃圾人

He loved her a lot
and made a marriage proposal,
他非常爱她，还打算向她求婚

but she already thrown herself
in the garbage disposal.
但是她已经把自己扔在了垃圾处理站


（十七）
The He Pin Cushion Queen
针插女皇

Life isn't easy
for the Pin Cushion Queen.
大头针女王的生活并不容易
When she sits alone on her throne
Pins push through her spleen.
当她独自坐在自己的王位上面的时候
大头针早已刺穿了她的心脾
（十八）
Melonhead
香瓜大头

There once was a morose melonhead,
who sat there all day
and wished he were dead.
从前有一个郁郁寡欢的瓜脑袋
每天都坐在那里希望自己死了就好了

But you should be careful
about the things that you wish.
Because the last thing he heard
was a deafening squish.
但是你应该小心你所希望的事情
因为他最后必须听着自己被挤扁的巨大声音


复制很烦的，黏贴也很烦的
所以
来人啊来人啊——