One day, Jack and John was walking on the street. They felt thirsty, but there wasno restaurant or supermarket on that street. Suddenly they found a chemical store.They ran to the store. Jack asked the salesman,"I'm thirsty. Could you please giveme some H2O?" The salesman gave him a bottle. Jack drank it then felt better. Then John asked the salesman, "I want some H2O, too." The Salesman gave him a bottle, too. He drank it but then he died. Do you know why?
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(One day, Micheal bragged to Mike）
Micheal:Yesterday I went to the laboratory, I saw some sodium was burning.
Mike:Oh, it's terrible. Then what did you do?
Micheal:I must to save the laboratory. So I try my best to fight with the fire.
Mike:Than?
Micheal:I do it successfully.I used much water to let the fire go out.
Mike:Sodium? water?
Micheal:Yesterday I went to the laboratory, I saw some sodium was burning.
Mike:Oh, it's terrible. Then what did you do?
Micheal:I must to save the laboratory. So I try my best to fight with the fire.
Mike:Than?
Micheal:I do it successfully.I used much water to let the fire go out.
Mike:Sodium? water?
Alcohol and Ethanol
One day, a man with a big big bottle came into the bus station.
The security stopped him and ask him,"What's this in your bottle?"
The man said,"It's Alcohol."The security said,"Sorry, sir, you can't take it to the bus, because it's too danger."The man answered,"Sorry, I made a mistake just now, it isn't Alcohol, it's Ethanol."The security said,"OK,you can get on."
One day, a man with a big big bottle came into the bus station.
The security stopped him and ask him,"What's this in your bottle?"
The man said,"It's Alcohol."The security said,"Sorry, sir, you can't take it to the bus, because it's too danger."The man answered,"Sorry, I made a mistake just now, it isn't Alcohol, it's Ethanol."The security said,"OK,you can get on."
One day, some chemists were doing experiments in the laboratory.
Suddenly, One of them looked out of the window then shouted,"Look! What's the matter there, there is too much smoke." Another one answered,"Oh, We should go and have a look, I think there's an laboratory accident there." They stopped their experiments and rushed to there. A man saw many chemists came to him fast, he felt surprised. The chemists asked the man,"What happened?" The man answered,"I'm just starting my truck."
Suddenly, One of them looked out of the window then shouted,"Look! What's the matter there, there is too much smoke." Another one answered,"Oh, We should go and have a look, I think there's an laboratory accident there." They stopped their experiments and rushed to there. A man saw many chemists came to him fast, he felt surprised. The chemists asked the man,"What happened?" The man answered,"I'm just starting my truck."
In a chemistry class, the teacher held a silver coin in his hand. He asked his students,"I will put this silver coin into the sulfuric acid. Could you tell me whether it will disappear after a while?".Students answered,"It mustn't disappear. Because if it will disappear, you must reluctant to put it into sulfuric acid."
One day, Jack asked John,"There is a tanker with some hydrochloric acid in it leaking on the road. I want to save some people. Could you please tell me how to protect myself from the acid smoke? Your can do well in chemistry test, I think you must have some idea."John answered,"Sodium hydroxide and hydrogen chloridecan can be in. I think you can use sodium hydroxide to cover your body and use wet towels with sodium hydroxide solution to cover your nose and mouth."
I translated the chemical jokes into English hardly...And finding chemical jokes is hard, too...
I translated the chemical jokes into English hardly...And finding chemical jokes is hard, too...
