[Inside the Green Dragon, Hobbits are engaged in drinking and singing. Tankards in hand on the table-top, Merry and Pippin are dancing.]
Merry and Pippin (singing):
"Hey ho, to the bottle I go!
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall and wind may blow.
But there still be -
many miles to go!

Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain,
and the stream that falls from hill to plain.
Better than rain or rippling brook —
(Pippin finishes off solo) is a mug of beer inside this Took!"
[At a nearby table, some Hobbits are engaged in serious discussion.]
First Hobbit: "There's been some strange folk crossing the Shire. Dwarves, and others of a less than savoury nature."

Gaffer: "War is brewing. The mountains are fair teeming with goblins."

[He continues to expound on his theme of doom to the others. Sam, opposite, takes a pull of his pipe and looks at Rosie behind the bar. She gives him a huge smile.]

Second Hobbit: "Far-off tales and children's stories, that's all that is. You're beginning to sound like that old Bilbo Baggins. Cracked, he was."


Gaffer: "Young Mister Frodo, here, he's cracking!" (Laughs)

Frodo: "And proud of it! Cheers, Gaffer!"
Second Hobbit: "Well, it's none of our concern what goes on beyond our borders. Keep your nose out of trouble, and no trouble'll come to you."
[Frodo merely smiles and raises his tankard.]
