Frodo: "To tell you the truth, Bilbo's been a bit odd lately. I mean, more than usual. He's taken to locking himself in his study. He spends hours and hours poring over old maps when he thinks I'm not looking."

[Bilbo tosses aside the maps he's been studying and sighs. He puts his hands in his pockets. Suddenly an expression of alarm comes over his face, as he digs urgently into his pockets and turns them out, becoming more frantic.]
Bilbo: "Where's it gone?"

[He starts to turn the house over, desperately searching. Finally he digs deeper into his waistcoat pocket, and with a huge sigh, pulls out the object and closes his palm over it, closing his eyes in relief.]

Frodo (back in the cart): "He's up to something."
[Frodo glances at Gandalf, but the wizard is non-committal and just stares deliberately at the scenery.]
Frodo: "All right then keep your secrets."
Gandalf: "Hrrrmmph."
Frodo: "But I know you have something to do with it."
Gandalf: "Good gracious me!"
Frodo: "Before you came along we Bagginses were very well thought of."
Gandalf: "Indeed?"
Frodo: "Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected."
Gandalf: "If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door."

Frodo: "Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace."

Gandalf: "Oh really?"
[As the cart drives past, Hobbit children are drawn to the sight of the old wizard and his cart. They run behind the cart, shouting.]
Hobbit children: "Gandalf! Gandalf! Fireworks? Gandalf?"