【看图创作活动】Christina Aguilera与Adele对白设计大赛

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何止5年

侏儒：you look like a 50-year-old woman
阿呆：your record sells like a 50-year-old floped woman

侏儒：i'm smaller than you so much
阿呆：your sells fewer than everyone soooooo much

侏儒：who are you adele?
阿呆：say what?you know my name!!!
侏儒：i dont know who you are,because you sell more than me! duh
阿呆：i think you dont know anybody.

ca：呆呆，ur boobs are real? can i touch'em ?i assume u must went to dr.cherrypie and had the breast enhancement surgery, weren't u?
阿呆：get ur fuc@ing hands out of my juicy baby girls. 法克油, 老娘's boobs are 100% real, not like u beyatch.
ca: chill out girlfriend:) i‘m just saying . i may not have such real big tits like urs ,but i have five fuc@@ing grammys and that's for real!!! heehee
阿呆：i don't give a 法课。

CA:I AM A LEGEND OF DECADE,lol
ADELE:I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU ARE A MALE OR FEMALE
CA:YOU RUINED MY CAREER

ca最后的对白也可改成 sometimes I don't know either