Meanwhile, Samir Nasri’s agent has been talking about his future. And also Nasri’s, saying:
The interest from Juventus and Inter Milan? There is nothing happening with them. There is no split with Arsenal, far from it. We have started negotiations for the extension of his contract which currently expires in 2012.
Which I suppose you could translate as:
Interested clubs please be aware that at the moment we’ve had no approach from Juventus or Inter which could make things easier for you. Arsenal, meh. And, every single club in the world, please pay attention to the reminder regarding the expiration of this contract. You can get him for free next summer or, most likely, at a knock-down price this summer as Arsenal simply cannot afford to let a valuable asset like that go for nothing!


Tricksy agents, it’s when you read between the lines that you get to see just how duplicitious and sneaky they are. I suppose there is the vague possibility that he’s being on the level and is telling the truth but then you remember he’s a football agent. They are like politicians. Self-serving, greedy, parasitic flimflammers with scaly skin and and vestigial tails who you wouldn’t believe if they told you the sky was blue on a sunny day.
这段话骂的经典，私藏了