January 21, 2021 CONFIDENTIAL FROM THE DESK OF AGENT A ALIENS ARE SLIPPERY: NOTES ON HOMINID MOVEMENT Everyone here at the Agency has been keeping eyes on one Alien Hominid since 2002. Nearly 20 years later, they seem to be multiplying at a rapid pace… only these ones are much more mobile, and much more threatening for our Agents. Here’s a report of all the moves we’ve spotted being used on our less fortunate field Agents. Diving - These guys are like tiny acrobats, apparently; they can flip and dive in midair and send themselves on a long jump that would put Olympic medalists to shame.