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@逆轨的铭公子

c'mon fuck me I dare ya

"You're young," Ivy told her frankly. "And when you are young, they call those feelings a crush. It is a good word. It means to squash, squeeze, press, mash, pound, defeat, or rout. We should keep that word. It would prevent so many false expectations. But we don't. Once the pimples clear up, we start calling it 'love', and that's when the root rot sets in. All those ridiculous romance trollers that think every man and woman are a couple, they come together, fall in love, get married, have children, live happily ever after. Root rot."

"You're young," Ivy told her frankly. "And when you are young, they call those feelings a crush. It is a good word. It means to squash, squeeze, press, mash, pound, defeat, or rout. We should keep that word. It would prevent so many false expectations. But we don't. Once the pimples clear up, we start calling it 'love', and that's when the root rot sets in. All those ridiculous romance trollers that think every man and woman are a couple, they come together, fall in love, get married, have children, live happily ever after. Root rot."

Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her! For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow And it's time for us to leave her.

and everybody laughes except me.

I Was Lost Without You - Sam Hulick

mother fucking Christ

'Cos I am dying And you can't save me.

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles To fall down at your door When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you And when the money comes in for the work

@蝙蝠侠匹克杰姆 求更新点

“ then why are you on your own tonight And if you're so clever then why are you on your own tonight And if you're so very entertaining why are you on your own tonight And if you're so very good looking why do you sleep alone tonight I know cos tonight is just like any other night that's why you're on your own tonight ” ——Jeff Buckley

太可怕了

@蝙蝠侠匹克杰姆 不知道你看的清楚吗,我手机最多这样了

都老了一岁哎

最近贴吧里哪来的风气，什么“XX镇楼”，然后发一张跟帖子完全无关的图 看了都恶心，不就是骗经验么

请大家放心～

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R.I.P.

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“发丝随风飘逸的莫莉，一身明亮红裙和斗篷的莫莉，像只红劫鸟般落落大方，双眼闪耀着光辉。对她的思念不禁令我的脊椎打颤，我也只能自顾自地微笑，接